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Monologue: Joseph Surface

The School for Scandal · Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Monologue text

But my dear Lady Teazle 'tis your own fault if you suffer it—when a Husband entertains a groundless suspicion of his Wife and withdraws his confidence from her—the original compact is broke and she owes it to the Honour of her sex to endeavour to outwit him—

Undoubtedly—for your Husband should never be deceived in you—and in that case it becomes you to be frail in compliment to his discernment—

Ah: my dear—Madam there is the great mistake—'tis this very conscious Innocence that is of the greatest Prejudice to you—what is it makes you negligent of Forms and careless of the world's opinion—why the consciousness of your Innocence—what makes you thoughtless in your Conduct and apt to run into a thousand little imprudences—why the consciousness of your Innocence—what makes you impatient of Sir Peter's temper, and outrageous at his suspicions—why the consciousness of your own Innocence—

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The hypocrite's famous sophistry talking another man's wife toward betrayal by 'logic': silky charm over cold calculation.

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