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Monologue: Don John

Much Ado About Nothing · William Shakespeare

Monologue text

I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace, and it better fits my blood to be disdained of all than to fashion a carriage to rob love from any: in this, though I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing villain. I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog; therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my mouth, I would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime let me be that I am and seek not to alter me.

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A blunt manifesto of the plain-dealing villain; take it for the dark self-irony and menace beneath feigned restraint.

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